One 5.25 inch Geezer Glasses. Put your Geezer Glasses on and get out on the dance floor. Get out there and show everyone how to do the funky chicken with your Geezer Glasses on. These thick, rounded glasses will make a perfect gag gift for your spouse, friend, or relative that is having an over the hill birthday party. Every birthday deserves a little humor and you can add that to yours with our Gag Birthday Gifts.